
South Coast Minis
Mini Specialists. Maximum Confidence. Minimum Accountability.
The British garage where confident explanations generally arrive before the diagnosis.
Welcome to the workshop
Your car deserves the best. Unfortunately, you’ve found us.
Our garage offers imaginary Mini expertise, carefully restricted MOT availability and a customer relations department committed to sitting the same exam as many times as necessary.
MOT Testing
Two days of availability. Seven days of excuses.
Repairs & Diagnostics
A familiar warning light can tell several different stories.
Customer Care
Our training programme has been described as an ongoing concern.

Meet the people behind the problems
Our distinctive approach begins with a hoodie and ends with an explanation. Often an entirely different one from when we started.
Fictional garage notice: Characters referred to in no way resemble real life persons, service packages and examples are imaginary. This is not a real garage or MOT booking service. As we are not able to provide it.